Haiku D2September 4, 2013 at 10:13 am | Posted in Darth Trovert | Leave a comment
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As all true WARSers already know, a Haiku-D2 is a brand of poetry practiced only by true fans (not lame-ass WARSies or even worse Jedheads). It consists of four lines. The first two lines have one syllable each. The third line has three syllables. The final line has eight.
Here are some classic examples of the art:
I don’t believe you’re my father.
Can it be?
We’ll never mention this again.
pee. Oh, my.
They shouldn’t be doing that here.
Portman’s gratuitous belly.
you’re so cool.
Don’t worry, we know you shot first.
Haiku-D2 is a way for WARSers of all stripes and opinions to express themselves about a variety or WARSian and other topics:
altered versions. Your changes blow!
We should board
The Millennium Falcon now.
sucks so much,
that Paris Hilton is jealous.
sold Star Wars.
J.J., you are our only hope.
WARSers practice Haiku-D2 at every stage of life.
Asking for that first date:
love Star Wars,
I would love to watch it with you.
and be the Leia to my Han?
Deciding to have kids:
We can’t do worse than Anakin.
like they are our Ewok allies.
And finally, in death:
At rest forever with the Force.